The Kool-Aid series : side show one

there's a humor here

to enjoy with your freedom

with your apple pie

it's delirious

to be drank, to be eaten

like that time Don Knotts 

had your stomach in knots

doubled over

there is humor in here

it's for you

it's for you

you will like it

you love it

the humor in here is the relief you've been seeking

from the fussing complaining

and ungrateful speaking

it's so hard to hear 

as they drag through to mud

understandably so

all that's sacred and good

so we've added some humor

there was humor in there

but now there's an increase

so the taste is more fair

the jester in the suit 

seal with the ball

parade full of laughs 

man on stilts strangely tall

clowns in a car, 

clowns in a car

full tattoo eternal 

black as the tar

and one on Tarmac rolling around

soon to take flight with the landing of rounds

more humor is coming

amusing your jollies 

and moderator narrating 

to highlight the folly 

we've got the punchline and the quick switch

the smooth blend

the brow twitch 

and you'll giggle I promise 

you'll love it 

you'll chuckle 

but we won't push the humor

that relies on the tragic

it's with you, you've got it

inside you, it's magic

no laugh track required

Wm H. West has been hired

on the edge of your seat

the popcorn is buttered

cotton candy is twirling

there's hot dogs and peanuts

you'll love the new season

it's so full of action

we'll string up buffoons 

to ensure satisfaction

you'll love it

there's humor

you're already laughing

cause they don't know 

it's not home 

just cause they've been unpacking